New Year's lotteries. Comic lotteries for a festive feast

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for adults

May your hair always be fluffy,
A hairbrush with some glamour.

From early childhood until now
Soap solution brings us joy.

Maybe you wanted an i-pod,
And you get a notepad.

Here are some chopsticks for you, take them
But keep this simple advice in mind.
Pick carefully
Don't turn off your sound.

You were given soap.
How really cute is this.

To prevent the soap from slipping,
Vinyl soap dish for you.

After a delicious lunch
According to Archimedes' law.....
I won't continue further,
Everything is clear, wash the dishes.

Open the hunting season
Kill mosquitoes.

Receive a tube as a gift,
So that the tooth shines in the sun.

This is a great gift,
Clear and simple.
At least grab something hot
At least put it on the table.

The man is so famous
And interesting.
Hurry up and grab a pen
To give autographs.

Scratch your head
A set of plastic forks.

Don't yawn at the wedding
And grab someone.

We gave you this prize today
With just one hint that
So that only you deceive them,
And no one cheated you.

Who is always ready to accept a gift?
A blank for 2000 megs?

You are slimmer than a string
You don't need a diet.
It’s easy for you to measure yours
Sixty and ninety.

Light these candles
And intimacy is guaranteed to you.

Alcohol is of course poisonous
But 100 grams won't hurt. Invite two more,
To drink for three.

Who drinks cognac without a snack?
A man with a chocolate bar is coming towards you.

How have you lived so far?
Without such a device?

It's a matter of everyday life, as they say,
This item might also come in handy.

You got it
What's left...

Win-win lottery

To make life seem sweet, take a chocolate bar.

Should be happy in abundance From the lottery you are now.

We have three wonderful postcards in store for you.

You shouldn’t be upset, you have new luck: You got Delicious mustard, table quality.

Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.

Hurry, get a notebook for you: write poetry

We issue without documents: You received this tape.

In both cold and snowstorms, you need matches in everyday life.

Here are two gifts for you, a postal envelope and a stamp.

Here's a gel pen. Write down where your pay went.

The well-known bust correction is White cabbage.

To avoid walking around with a sad face, take vitamins.

To make your work easier, drink milk more often.

As a gift to you, this tube is for a healthy tooth.

And here is the famous cheese, fragrant, tasty, melted.

Do you like sweets or not - Here's a handful of sweets for you.

And this is a fork. Get it, honey.

It's such a wonder to win a bottle of beer.

I hand over the sheet of paper boldly, use it for business.

Here's a lighter for you, use it, don't mind.

Buy, friend, gasoline, We give you a limousine (toy car).

for children

Boys and girls
And also their parents.
To the children's lottery
Would you like to play?
Children's lottery
Will make everyone happy
And various prizes
It will be a pleasant surprise.

1. Get it, my friend,
Fashionable keychain.
(Keychain)

2.Every day and every hour
A pencil will come in handy.
(Pencil)

3. You love, everyone loves children,
Very tasty sweets.
(Candy)

4. Stay with a fairy tale
With colorful coloring.
(Coloring book)

5.You draw from the heart
You need markers.
(Felt pens)

6.Keep your pocket wider, my friend, don’t be shy,
You got rich by a hundred rubles.
(Bill)

7. Don’t you dare lag behind in growth,
Measure your height with a ruler.
(Ruler)

8. So that there are no worries,
Have a notepad with you.
(Notebook)

9.No pills, no injections,
Dirol is more important for teeth.
(Chewing gum “Dirol”)

10.If you collect puzzles,
There will be no time to be bored.
(Puzzle)

11. Read this book
Learn a lot of new things.
(Book)

12.You love to hum songs,
I hope you'll be happy with the disc.
(DVD disc)

13. There is a lucky one among us -
For him, a Nuts bar.
(Nuts chocolate bar)

14.Instead of ringing rubles.
Two delicious bagels.
(Two bagels or dryers)

15. Don’t be bored in the evenings,
Inflate this balloon.
(Balloon ik)

16. So as not to be like Grandma the Hedgehog,
You need a comb for your hair.
(Comb)

17. During the day, or maybe at night,
Try on your socks.
(Socks)

18.And for you, my friend, as a reward
Sweet slice of marmalade.
(Pack of marmalade)

19. Draw the sun, mother, peace!
To be known as an artist.
(Paints)

20.Your lungs will be strong,
Blowing soap bubbles.
(Bubble)

21. Fate gives you today
An ever-needed calendar.
(Calendar)

22.Every day will be successful
When you eat hematogen.
(Hematogen)

23. There are no pens or rulers.
There is, but a set of stickers.
(Stickers)

24. Don’t listen to anyone, my friend,
Eat the apple quickly.
(Apple)

25. Not cookies, not kalach.
You get a great ball.
(Ball)

26.Consider yourself lucky -
Here's a magnet for you.
(Magnet)

27. Friend, smile more often,
Don't part with your lantern.
(Flashlight)

28. The folder and the mother will be happy
This stylish photo frame.
(Frame)

29.Come closer, baby.
You with a lollipop toy.
(Chupa Chups)

1. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces)
2. A souvenir for your kind eyes - read... (fairy tales)
3. Your winnings are still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
4. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Brush).
5. Here's the ticket, so the ticket, don't rummage through the rooms,
Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down.
(Handkerchief).
6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride with it. (Machine).
8. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
9. The tulle was eaten by moths yesterday, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
10. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
11. To keep the jar full, you need (a lid).
12. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, so hold it (pencil).
13. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (a paperclip).
14. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea).
15. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get some (lollipop, Chupa Chups).
16. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
17. Come on, dear friend, have some (pie).
18. I will not give up (kefir) for any good in the world.
19. For good people I don't mind anything
Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (the jump rope).
20. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
21. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
22. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
23. You and your companion will never be lost,
You won't come home hungry from any of your guests. (Spoon).
24. It will help you remember an object from long-ago childhood years. (Dummy).
25. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
26. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
27. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
28. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).
29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
30. Seal of a small enterprise. (Eraser).
31. Washing machine"Little one." (Soap in a soap dish).
32. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
34. Antique hanger. (Nail).
35. You are desperately lucky - you will get (sandwich).
36. This book is not more important,
Only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
37. Dear comrade, get (candy),
Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
38. Lady of the heart. (Matryoshka).
39. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
40. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).

Why do both adults and children love the New Year equally? Right! Because this is a holiday, as they say, for both the soul and the body - you can eat a variety of delicacies, as well as have fun with your family and loved ones. But to prevent the New Year's party from becoming a banal feast, you should carefully prepare an entertainment program. An excellent option for a fun celebration could be a win-win lottery with comic prizes under the motto “Who doesn’t participate, doesn’t drink champagne!” By the way, it can be designed for both children and adults.

Fun is fun, but you need to think about great organization in advance. And the question here largely concerns not gifts (they will be discussed below), but about the procedure for conducting the lottery. There will be no “anyhow” ride here - the fun needs to be planned so that it is interesting to everyone without exception.

If you have a creative streak and are by nature a “humorist from God,” then consider that success in your business is guaranteed. But if there is none, and you think that organizing a lottery is backbreaking work, do not despair ahead of time - follow our advice, and you will certainly succeed. So here's what you should think about first:

  1. What will be the theme of the lottery?
  2. What will be the scenario for the lottery.
  3. What form will the tickets for the drawing be in?
  4. Finally, what will be the prizes for the participants of the drawing?

As for the first point, here you are completely not limited in your flight of fancy. For example, a drawing can take place in the following way: since the coming 2018 according to the Eastern calendar is the year of the Pig, the lottery can be dedicated to the symbol of the New Year and everything connected with it. It will be interesting if you even hold a lottery in the form of a masquerade, where each participant will portray a Boar or a pig, as a last resort.

We've decided on the theme, now let's move on to the script. It must be compiled strictly in accordance with the chosen topic. Don't be scared, it's not as difficult as it seems. All that is required of you is to become a toastmaster for a minute and write down on paper a few remarks that seem most appropriate to you in order to clearly inform all guests - potential lottery participants. Don't forget, everything should look festive and fun, because you are celebrating the New Year!

Of course, you will have to make the lottery tickets yourself. It is desirable that they be bright and beautiful, and they should also somehow resonate with the theme of the drawing. For example, cut out small cards from colored paper or cardboard (they can even be in the shape of a pig or a snout), which then be sure to be numbered - the intrigue should still be present, because this is a lottery. Don’t forget to buy a few more tickets than the number of expected private guests - it’s unlikely that you will know for sure how many guests there will be at your New Year’s celebration.

You can play tickets like this:

  • If in ordinary life we ​​give money for a ticket, then for a comic lottery, in order to get the coveted ticket, you can say “Come, don’t be lazy, choose your prize!” invite participants to sing, recite a poem or dance.
  • If the lottery is held only for children, then you can hang the tickets on the Christmas tree - everyone will choose a lucky chance to receive an interesting prize.
  • If both children and adults will take part in the lottery, hold mini-competitions in which you will receive a ticket as a reward for winning.
  • Take any deep object (large pot, hat or vase) and fill it with tickets. Approaching each of the guests, ask a simple riddle - if the answer is correct, then the participant draws out a lucky ticket for himself. And so on in a circle.

Prizes are the main component of your New Year's fun. You need to prepare them in advance, since there will be a lot of them - remember, the lottery is a win-win, which means that every participant, without exception, will receive their gift. It is not necessary to buy prizes in the store - this is expensive, and besides, it is not appropriate - your lottery is comic and has cool prizes, so you can safely make gifts for it yourself, again showing your imagination. In addition, your prize fund can include absolutely any little thing that you have on your household. And if the lottery is held among children, then the gifts may well be edible: for example, candies (chocolate Santa Clauses, lollipops, etc.) or fruits.

Lottery in verse

An original idea would be to hold a lottery in verse. Here Google will help you, unless, of course, poetry is not your forte. If you wish, you can compose the entire scenario in poetic form, or, which is much easier, prepare comic quatrains (couplets) only for the ceremonial prize draw. It might look like this:

How can we surprise you?
What to give?
So that you always have a hairstyle,
Have a nice comb!

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You studied with grades all year,
You must receive a gift!
A great prize awaits you
Chocolate "Kinder Surprise"

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You're sad alone
Don't you know why?
So that you never get bored,
Accept these puzzles as a gift!

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Do you want to be strong, like a gin?
take your vitamin, brother!
(give fruit)

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Even old man Koschey himself
This swept away the dust from my ears.
(give a brush)

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And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal!
(give a juice box)

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Don't drip on your neighbor
And win a napkin.

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We give you a piece of chintz,
You can get married again!
(give a scarf)

******************

There is no typewriter
We offer this item.
(give a pencil/pen)

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To make you look cool
We will give you a limousine.
(give a toy car)

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So that your teeth don't hurt,
Clean them at least once a week!
(give toothbrush)

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Perhaps you are planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue our vacation!
(give toilet soap)

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Oh, what a great fellow you are,
Won a delicious lollipop.

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Don't be sad, don't grieve,
Get up and kiss your neighbor.
He's really in trouble, after all.
After all, his prize is a piece of ice!
(glass of drink with ice)

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Your winnings are quite rare,
You are a happy person!
You didn’t get three candies,
And three pieces of paper from sweets.


Win-win New Year's lottery for the New Year
1. Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir “Drink and know when to stop” - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet – toy mouse.
6. Napkins for... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a “shiny” shape - a machine.
8. Metal worker's decoration - paper clips.
9. Individually made ceramic plate – disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase – glass (disposable).
13. Automatic machine for painting walls - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident is a pin.
15. Wig from natural hair- washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby pacifier. (pacifier)
18. The means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You, comrade, want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You were quite worried, but there was no loss. The ticket included beets to make a vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got a potato.
24. There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world well.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but you can catch pikes yourself.
27. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, you only need a box of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere; you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you like to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has ever been so lucky! You have won a set of one thousand metal items (staples).
31. Get a key to the apartment, and buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket so that you can travel around the whole world.
33. Sexual partner sharpeners (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, Write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Antique hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just don’t eat it yourself - treat your neighbor.
37. You are extremely lucky, kiss the neighbor on the right.


Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny.
What will he give? New Year- The lottery will give a hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. From now on you are an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
4. May spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Toilet paper roll)
9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)
10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)
11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
(Socks)
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary napkin)
13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
(Carnival mask)
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover within yourself.
(Book of recipes)
16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I’ll make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor...
For a couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Postal envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
You will count the money.
(Banknote)
23. Smiles await you all year long,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)
24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
Lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)
25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)
26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)
28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
(paint brush)
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)
30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
(Toy)
1. By chance you got this tea on your ticket.
2. To keep your face and sock clean, put a piece of fragrant soap on your ticket.
3.Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable winnings, and without a doubt we will urgently present you with a pack of Belomor.
4. You’re a boy or a girl, it’s time for you to get married, on the ticket as you wish, allow me to give you a rattle in advance.
5. So that you write off with love, you get the envelopes, without stamps, don’t spoil them, you’ll buy them at the post office.
6. Excuse us that there is a shortage in this package, then go to the corner and quietly unwrap - (condoms).
7. You should be happy in abundance from the lottery right now. Three wonderful postcards have been drawn for you.
8.You shouldn’t be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, delicious, table-sized.
9. Your win is quite rare, you got a fir branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
10. Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
11 You have a rather rare surprise 2 paper napkins.
12 Get a notebook, hurry up and write poetry.
13 lottery is not at a loss, the winnings are a spool of thread.
14 We issue without documents: you got this tape.
15 You look beautiful: both your clothes and your hair, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
16 To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
17 You need matches in your everyday life both in cold weather and in blizzards.
18 Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19 A bay leaf will help you become a hero in the New Year.
20 You can read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21 Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22 Listen to this advice: fruits are the best diet.
23 You will remember, friends, this calendar sheet (the date of the significant event).
24 Eh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25 You got the candy, come visit us.
26 You turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27 You will need our gift stocking for use.
28 We pour you wine so that you can drink it to the dregs.
29 Do not be sad, hurry to receive your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30 To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, you just need to use this good benefit (TOOTHPASTE).
31 And here is a famous cheese, fragrant, tasty, melted.
32 If you have to get a bruise, hurry up and add a souvenir nickel.
33 You were worried a lot, but there was no loss. You got beets for your ticket to make a vinaigrette.
34 Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
35 We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
36 We have provided you with hooks, but you yourself will catch the goldfish.
37 You got the main prize, get it and share it (a bottle of wine).
38 You and your companion won’t disappear anywhere; you won’t come home hungry from any guests (spoon).
39 If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of a handkerchief.
40 It's a miracle - it's such a miracle to win a bottle of beer
41. So that your wallet isn’t empty, here’s your winnings - cabbage.
42. New Year doesn’t allow you to sit - put the card in your hands and Go! (a map of Europe)

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Win-win lottery:

1. So that the joke is not forgotten -
Write it down in a notepad.
(Notepad)

2. Here is a gift for you:
The sharpener will be just right!
(Sharpener)

3. Everyone will be happy to eat
Very tasty chocolate!
(Chocolate)

4. Here you will receive stickers,
Stick it in your diary!
(New Year stickers)

5. Moisturize your skin with cream,
Dazzle everyone with your beauty!
(Moisturizing face cream)

6. Postcard “Happy Holidays!” accept
Sign her friend!
(New Year card)

7. Draw a better cloud,
Here's a little blue pen for you!
(Pen)

8. Now the surprise will be yours -
This is a miracle pencil!
(Pencil)

9. So as not to look your neighbor in the mouth
Here's a delicious sandwich for you!
(Sandwich)

10. You, my friend, don’t be bored,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)

11. To decorate cute bangs –
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hairpin)

12. Here is a love card,
Just give it to your dear one!
(Postcard with declarations of love, inscriptions: “I love”, “I miss”, “you are dearer to me than anyone”, etc.)

13. The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Get some fudge!
(Cheapstick)

14. Get it, my friend, quickly
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)

15. And this prize has helped more than once
Put on your boot and boots!
(Shoe shovel)

16. Here you will receive a notebook,
Everything that is important - write it down!
(Notepad)

17. Horoscope will help you
Make a plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)

18. And for you - a sharpener, dear friend,
Maybe it will come in handy someday!
(Sharpener)

19. Well, what about you, a pack of chewing gum!
Good luck awaits you in the coming year!
(Chewing gum)

20. Will bring positivity into your life
Flavored condom!
(Flavoured condom)

21. The hairstyle will be better,
Get a comb, my friend!
(Comb)

22. Draw a cartoon of your friend,
A pencil will help with this!
(Pencil)

23. Balloon from Carlson –
Let the mood be joyful!
(Balloon)

24. Shower and soul gel,
Wash yourself in the bathroom - don’t rush!
(Small bottle of shower gel)

25. You don’t need a brush and a piggy bank,
You need a good sharpener!
(Pencil sharpener)

26. On your desk I saw a pile of (office clutter),
Here's another pen for you!
(Pen)

27. Marker - it is the most needed
Success awaits you in your creativity!
(Marker of any color)

28. Body cream just for you,
By summer it will be just right!
(Body cream)

29. Red rubber band for ... (name),
Not for Zinochka!
(Scrunchy)

30. And here are the stickers for you,
Cover up your neighbor's mouth! (joke)
(Stickers)

31. “Pepsi Light” A jar for you,
Drink and keep your posture!
(Pepsi Light can)

32. Feel the taste of raspberries
Chupa Chups will help you!
(“Chupa Chups” with raspberry flavor)

33. Better than any candy
Only a packet of seeds!
(Bag of seeds)

34. We don’t mind gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)

35. Look in the mirror, my friend -
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)

36. These threads will help you
Sew the pocket correctly!
(Threads)

37. Did you want a cool car?
Alas! All you got was chewing gum!
(Gum)

38. Would you like a ring with gold?
Your ticket contains only an egg!
(Chocolate egg "Kinder surprise")

39. Always make sure your work goes well
Place the symbol of the year on the table!
(Dragon figurine)

40. The mood will be better -
You get cookies!
(Cookie)

41. If you can’t live without sweet things,
Grab some sweets quickly!
(Candies)

42. To be clean and beautiful
Get this soap!
(Soap)

43. Don't be angry with us, my friend,
Grab a box of matches!
(Matchbox)

44. What a miracle, what a miracle!
Won a bottle of beer!
(Bottle of beer)

45. Don’t you dare be angry with us!
A magnet will also work well on the farm!
(Fridge magnet)

46. ​​Please get a keychain,
It needs to be attached to the keys!
(Keychain)

47. Accept this gift as an honor,
Let me bring you some vodka!
(A glass of vodka)

48. You got the best prize:
New Year's "Kinder Surprise"!
(“Kinder Surprise” chocolate egg)

49. Dear friend, don’t be bored,
Get your calendar!


1. If there is something positive in life, get a condom
2. Let the suckers be jealous - you get perfume (perfume sample)
3. Blow the trumpets and beat the drum - Ivan gets a glass
4. You don’t mind anything - you get a washcloth
5. To keep your ears from getting wet, here’s a shower cap for you
6. The orchestra plays mascara - you get mascara
7. Any winter is not scary - you get vitamins
8. Here's a cure for boredom - new socks
9. So that you don’t lose your nerves during a crisis, we give you canned food in reserve
1. And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of sponges for dishes)
2. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice packet)
3. And for dessert, we have a tablet for you. (Vitamins)
4. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
5. Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (Banana)
6. (Notepad) - this is a small thing, but this is what you wanted.
7. Give this book to your future baby. (Children's book)
8. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
9. In life, anything happens and it can even happen, if you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (a clothespin) will help dry it.
10. In life you have to hope for the best. Take glue if life doesn’t stick. (Glue)
11. Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (Paste)
12. Pour this into this glass and drink quietly. (Disposable cup)
13. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap)
14. We are giving you (a notebook) so you have something to write on.
15. A souvenir for your kind eyes - read: (fairy tales)
16. You are the best, you will see that the glass is for you, you will get a hangover. (Glass with vodka)
17. You don’t need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard)
18. You (the postcard) came across it, that’s how it was supposed to be with us.
19. You are desperately lucky - you will get (sandwich).
20. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar)
21. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose)
22. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt, you got not three candies, but three pieces of paper from candies.
23. Your winnings are special. You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper)
24. Your winnings are like manna from heaven; you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread)
25. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea.
26. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces)
27. You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue working! (Soap)
28. Here is the ticket, so the ticket, don’t rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief)
29. Here’s a lighter for you, use it, don’t mind. (Matchbox).
30. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore all a year will pass Great! (Coffee)
31. You won a spoon. Go and eat a little. (Wooden spoon)
32. You didn’t win a penny, but a real (ruler.)
33. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. Said in advance, dear attention. (Kiss the neighbor).

34. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, because even the most rusty nail will be useful in the household. (Nail)
35. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).
36. You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe)
37. I hand over your winnings with confidence, put them to use. (Paper).
38. Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
39. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, so hold it (pencil).
40. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Brush).
41. We give you toothpaste so that you have teeth. (Toothpaste)
42. We give you a piece of chintz, you can get married again. (Handkerchief)
43. Everyday affairs, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
4. A treat for your heart awaits you - a big salary increase! (Yogurt "Uslada"
45. Nothing is a pity for good people. Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (a jump rope).
46. ​​Dear comrade, get (a candy), Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
47. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle)
48. If suddenly a child starts crying, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag)
49. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut)
50. For your sweet smile, given to us now, We present you with this (button), let it make you happy.
51. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).
52. Why should you have a wallet? Put your money in a bag. (Plastic bag)
53. Evil lottery fate, The clothespin is only given to you. (Pin)
54. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with nozzle. (Comb)
55. Somehow it’s not even clever, but now for you (carrot.)
56. When you go for a walk, so that your pants don’t fall off, you need to have a steel pin with you. (Pin)
57. Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer)
58. Who is the happiest among us? Get that basin. (pelvis)
59. The lottery is not a scam. Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth)
60. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
61. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars)
62. Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
63. Don’t be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
64. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve, get up and kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor)
65. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox)
66. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 50 ruble fine for diapers.
67. You don’t have striped pants, but you do have a cigarette. (Cigarettes)
68. I will not give up (kefir) for any good in the world.
69. Come on, dear friend, have some (pie).
70. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups)
71. Seal of a small enterprise. (Eraser).
72. I don’t have a typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel)
73. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
74. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Mug)
75. Enjoy yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three candies).
76. Quickly receive your winnings as a gift - (balloon.)
77. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride with it. (Machine).
78. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
79. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook)
80. It will help you remember an object from long-ago childhood years. (Dummy).
81. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens)
82. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
83. Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (Chocolate)
84. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin)
85. There is no more practical gain than a garbage bag. (Trash bag)
86. You will have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar)
87. Now you will have to buy a child so that you have someone to suck on the pacifier. (Pacifier)
88. You got this prize to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
89. Accept this (button) and walk around the world with joy.
90. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
91. Extend your hand. Get the onion head. (Onion)
92. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
93. Let the bride’s smile suddenly touch your eyes, and the good mood will never leave you.
94. Since you are no longer at your desk, cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck)
95. Nothing will happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom)
96. With the dream of a shortage, you will run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet one (paper napkin.)
97. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise)
98. Today you are not the hero of the day, the crown of laurel does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a bag of bay leaves.)
99. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
100. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
101. Antique hanger. (Nail).
102. Washing machine. (Soap in a soap dish).
103. Fate took a rent from you, a box of matches for change. (Matches)
104. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple)
105. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes)
106. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings are ahead.
107. The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (Candle)
108. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (peanut)
109. Don’t drip on your neighbor, and win a napkin. (Napkin)
110. Don’t be bored today, get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea)
111. Yesterday moths ate the tulle, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
112. You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo)
113. We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon)
114. Even though people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka)
115. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet)
116. Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream)
117. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
118. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
119. To keep the jar full, you need (a lid).
120. To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen)
121. To save you from suffering, we won hand cream. (Hand cream)
122. To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaf)
123. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (a paperclip).
124. To find out your income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook)
125. So that you can keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet)
126. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
127. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car)
128. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
129. To shave very cleanly, you will need this tool. (Blade)
130. Open your mouth wider, you will get a roll of paper. (Toilet paper)
131. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
132. This book is not more important, Only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
133. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
134. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).


This paper clip will help you get a strong hold in life.

To avoid eating in the cafeteria, get a bay leaf.

We give you the best toy in the world - a rattle.

It’s not a nut or a screw—it’s a medical bandage.

Fate took a quitrent from you, a box of matches for change.

In life, your best friend is a whole spool of thread.

There is no better prize than a plastic bag.

You are very lucky - get a piece of soap.

We are giving you a balloon and a flashlight to go with it.

To make jam for future use, get sugar.

To keep your laundry tight, we give you a clothespin.

Success awaits you soon, get a nut from us.

What is this? Pencil! It is very difficult to believe in this: now he will only be yours.

Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicy grapes.

This gift is not accidental - we are giving you a tram ticket.

Don't know how to spice up your New Year's fun? Do you want to surprise and delight all your guests at once? Then a new comic lottery for the New Year 2019 is just for you and your guests. A lottery with funny prizes that will remain as a memory and will not cause offense. It's quite simple to play, and most importantly fun. There are many ways to conduct such a lottery, and as practice shows, any method will be received with a bang, since people are mainly waiting for gifts!

Ways to play the lottery

And so, you decided to hold a win-win lottery for your friends and guests. Then you need these templates for lottery tickets:

At the entrance to the holiday, each guest receives his own ticket. And at the holiday itself, the host takes turns taking out the barrels from the lotto game and showing the number. Whichever guest has this number in their hands goes out to claim the prize.

The other method is more playful, but requires preparation. You need to dress up as a symbol of the coming or outgoing year, and this symbol will walk among the guests, invite them to get a number and give them gifts. It looks like a scene.

Poems for the lottery

If you need to arrange a win-win duck lottery in verse, then the following poems will definitely come in handy:

And they are easy to use: you put all the gifts in a bag, go up to the guest and he takes out one gift. Shows it to the guests, and the host reads out the verse. Everything is simple and original.

Since this game block is long, divide it into two parts. And during the break, watch the video congratulations on the New Year 2019.

New Year's lottery. Funny rhymes for small prank gifts

Attention ladies and gentlemen!
Please, everyone look at me.
Get your tickets,
And find out your destiny. What the New Year will give - the lottery will hint.

1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)

2. May you have fun -
Like at the beginning of January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)

3. From now on you are an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)

4. May spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")

5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Useful for the New Year
A notepad for your notes.
(Notebook)

6. Everyone strives to imitate you
There are, of course, reasons for this.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)

7. All you need is
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)

8. Master you to have fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(Toilet paper roll)

9. The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)

10. If you're lucky, if you're lucky -
For everyone to enjoy.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition is waiting for you.
(Pacifier)

11. Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn to pieces
I'll give you socks.
(Socks)

12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary napkin)

13. Silence, peace, comfort
You would prefer illness from everyone.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will be very useful.
(Carnival mask)

14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
A snowball is falling quietly.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)

15. You'll never guess
They will turn out like dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will discover within yourself.
(Book of recipes)

16. Health is like champagne
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)

17. You can’t be lazy on New Year’s Day
The true truth says:
"You'll need a hammer.
Make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)

18. I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I’ll make you happy soon.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kisses guests)

19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor...
For a couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)

20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Celebrate the holiday with joy!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)

21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Postal envelope)

22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the coming year it seems
You will count the money.
(Banknote)

23. Smiles await you all year long,
For now - one postcard.
(Postcard)

24. For whom salary is more important,
And to whom - self-love.
Lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Cheapstick)

25. Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all good things.
There is no need to think a lot here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)

26. Your heart sings, your soul becomes younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be overshadowed by tinsel.
(String of tinsel)

27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
In the summer you will be by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)

28. You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
Will help you complete it on time
Tool and time.
(paint brush)

29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)

30. Completing the lottery,
I finally say
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
(Toy)



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