Antipyretics for children are prescribed by a pediatrician. But there are emergency situations for fever when the child needs to be given medicine immediately. Then the parents take responsibility and use antipyretic drugs. What is allowed to be given to infants? How can you lower the temperature in older children? What medications are the safest?
Proven advice: housewives, you shouldn’t put croutons in your New Year’s salad! They scratch your face painfully...
I wish you to freeze your butt to the ice next year!
Grandfather Frost, please give me a magic wand, and then I’ll decide for myself!
The real Santa Claus is when he leaves, but things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
Let snowflakes shower you,
Let your eyelashes turn white!
Happy New Year!
Happy year of happiness, hope and love!
Our children are not waiting for the moment when Grandfather Frost comes, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally set sail.
If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
- Are you on New Year where are you planning? - Face into the salad!
I'm not asking you to solve it. I just ask you to make a wish on the night of 31st to 1st
Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool, I ask you... next year somehow without DEER... okay?
New Year is coming... and I'm still ashamed of the last one...
I wanted to go to a snowflake party - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I was going to fall into a snowdrift.
New Year without vodka is like a passport without a photo!
New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty mugs.
Along the way, for the New Year we will throw asphalt
MTS starts the New Year's "Network Busy" campaign ahead of schedule. All subscribers participate, absolutely free and around the clock
In the New Year I wish: 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the good things, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love and 31536000 seconds of pleasant moments!
Doctors say: 5 glasses of vodka reduce the risk of having a bad New Year by half.
Dear Grandfather Frost, please give me him for the New Year, his eyes, his smile, his kisses and the touch of his hands, and not a cold monitor and the desire to be near him...
Hello old bastard! I haven’t believed in you for two years now! Petr Semenovich, 46 years old.
Nothing liquefies the brain like New Year's TV
On New Year's Day everything comes true, even things that cannot be realized at other times.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus without 100 grams is not a red nose!
Dear Grandfather Frost, this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it. I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick...
We’re sitting at an awesome New Year’s table, and there are only fingerprints in our wallet... But the table is awesome!
And I hope that this New Year there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses and at least a little sober
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, the obstetrician was shocked!
Good Grandfather Frost, don’t put my New Year’s gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it into the garage right away.
The little Christmas tree is cold in winter. Oh, and we got tired of dragging her home! Lots and lots of colored balls on the Christmas tree, half of them from the wives and a little bit of their own
17 signs of a real Santa Claus:
1. The door peephole was immediately filled with frosty fumes.
2. The real Santa Claus has blue veins on his hands, while the fake one has blue tattoos.
3. The body temperature of a real Santa Claus does not rise above zero degrees. You can store vodka in it.
4. The real Santa Claus gets to you not on antlers, but on reindeer.
5. He remembers how he returned to Veliky Ustyug last year.
6. A real Santa Claus bites only with a snowball or an icicle and sniffs the Snow Maiden.
7. The real Santa Claus is accompanied by only 1 (one) Snow Maiden. You can't choose.
8. The real Santa Claus never slaps the Snow Maiden on the butt in front of children. He pats her later when he thinks the children are already asleep.
9. The real Santa Claus hates poetry.
10. There is no United Russia emblem on his bag of gifts.
11.If you pull the real Santa Claus’s beard, his head will twitch.
12.He is very kind. Even after a kick he will give you something.
13. If you treat real Santa Claus with real alcohol, grandfather will leave a puddle, which he will not even think about cleaning up.
14.After the real Santa Claus, the toilet smells like pine.
15.When he leaves, things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
16. He doesn’t leave behind business cards like “Banquets, weddings, anniversaries!” or “Candidate of Physics and Mathematics Sciences Aisman D. M.”
17.He also believes in Santa Claus.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate in a special way, but it turns out to be a banal booze
Dear Grandfather Frost! Please give me a new heart! Only without additional effects, let it just pump blood!
I need to have a serious talk with you. I have a bad news. It will be better if you learn about this from me. The fact is that... SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!
Advice for the New Year - don’t eat yellow snow...
Anyone who sends the same New Year's greetings will be ignored until the first of April!
"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
May the New Year bring you more health!
May the New Year bring you happiness!
And he will leave all the good things and take away all the bad things!
The New Year's mood is when you are happy to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
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We'll soon be on the Internet; we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
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Grandfather Frost, I behaved well all year long... and now can I kill someone??? :)))
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If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
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With every “five minutes” of access to the Internet, you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half.
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Happy new year you can imagine! Let it be so new and successful that you yourself will be surprised by it!
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Hello old fart! I haven’t believed in you for two years now!
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First he made a snow girl, and then he made her a woman...
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New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.
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If a fat guy suddenly turns up at night and starts stuffing you into a bag... Don’t freak out. For the New Year I asked Santa Claus for you!
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Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet...
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We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
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Dear Grandfather Frost! In the New Year, let the president, government and deputies live on the scholarship that students are trying to live on... Preferably one more for everyone)
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Hello, Grandfather Frost This is the case... Okay - I brought the bag, I need to hide the body...
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New Year is the only holiday when the whole world happily eats last year's food
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Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! Your gifts have already given me diarrhea for the fifth day...
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The best relationships begin in winter. If you like each other in a bunch of clothes, a hat and a red nose, that’s definitely love.
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Grandfather Frost, give me something for the New Year that, when I saw it, I would say: “Wow, Ferrari!”
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Let's call those without whom not a single New Year is complete? - Let's... - Po-li-qi-ya! Police!
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"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
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If you are reading this status, know this! Santa Claus loves you and will fulfill your most cherished dream, the main thing is to believe! :)
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If you celebrate the New Year with an artificial Christmas tree, you will spend the whole year with an inflatable woman.
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Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they remind drunken guests of the letter F
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Santa Claus, can I have some money this time, huh?
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I’ll order you for Santa Claus for the New Year!!!.. I just haven’t decided yet how... right away or for you to suffer...
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- Dear, is it true that hares are the stupidest animals? - Yes, my bunny!
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My wish list for the New Year...I want: to you, you, with you, from you, for you and forever) like this =)
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You always celebrate the old New Year with your family, so that trouble will bypass your home, and life will be like paradise.
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The new year is coming soon,
What it will bring, alas, I don’t know
Perhaps happiness awaits me?
And I will be loved and happy.
After all, how many women are lonely,
Unhappy, tired of loneliness,
But how can I see my friend?
To be selfless.
Didn't ask me questions
Who have I lived with all these years?
I don't want memories
Why stir up all this?
I will live only by her,
And I will remain faithful to her
I will always be by her side
Cherish her love.
Let her be a faithful mistress,
Where emptiness creates comfort
Where it used to be uncomfortable
It will improve our family life.
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Let there be life! May there be peace and light,
And happiness different countries and peoples...
A wave of goodwill towards everyone
Let him enter souls before the New Year.
And let it roll forward
Without fading after this date.
Let it fill the whole year with you,
And not the current moment on the dial.
On New Year's Eve the chime of glasses
Goes in circles non-stop...
Let the true reason be eternal
Transfer everything best friend friend.
Let the joy grow and let
Nothing can manifest itself
And the continuously ticking pulse
Happy days will not let you stop.
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When the New Year knocks on the window,
I really want to hope for happiness,
For the wisdom of loved ones, kindness, participation,
That joy certainly awaits.
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Let yourself submit to the magic from a fairy tale,
Hopes turn into reality.
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May a miracle happen on New Year's Day,
And everything you dream of will come.
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We wish you good health,
In the soul - harmony, success in business,
And a heart inspired by love
The kind you dreamed of.
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Let your heart sing when the chimes strike,
Let your soul be filled with harmony,
Let your talents bloom like a wondrous garden,
And life will be easy and good!
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We wish you in the Year of the Dog,
What is about to step on the threshold,
It’s easy to solve fate problems,
Strive higher and forward.
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May the New Year never tire of giving you joy,
May the New Year bring you luck and success,
May none of you grow old in the New Year
And let the sound of cheerful ringing laughter sound in your home!
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We wish you from the bottom of our hearts, adults and children,
Lots of sun and warmth, happiness, joy, kindness,
Optimism and success, laughter on the New Year holiday
And for the whole year ahead everyone - no worries!
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We want to wish you New Year's Eve
To the brilliant heights of aspirations,
We wish you to dare and win,
We wish you talented solutions!
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I wish there were no dark streaks in the life of the dark ones,
To live joyfully, cheerfully, very happily,
So that sharp corners could be rounded,
In a word, so that the New Year is like a little pig,
Round, kind, worry-free pink Little Pig.
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Don’t slow down and strive for the heights,
To be talented, daring and free like a bird,
Give people joy and not go astray,
Enter the New Year with optimism and happiness.
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May this snowy New Year
Brings health and happiness
And wonderful weather
In any season!
- Statuses about the New Year are beautiful - How I wish that on New Year’s Day, at 00:00, he called and said that he loved me...
- Every person is the architect of his own happiness! I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year.... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of love and joy...
- Now is the time when all children and adults should go a little crazy, fool around, laugh and just have a good time, and not sit with lean faces at the festively laid table ...
- Maybe someone will think of a new car, someone of money ... And I will wish that he would hug me this morning and that it would always be like this ...
- Now is the time to erase the past. No matter how much it hurts me, you are already the past! There's no point in dragging something old into the New Year. Yes, it hurts, of course, it's lonely, but nothing can be changed - the bad past must be left behind ...
- Some people consider their past years as birthdays, but I consider them just another New Year. This is such a sad and at the same time fun holiday for me - another year has passed and life is coming to an end, but the charm of New Year's decorations sometimes makes it possible to forget about it ...
- I so want, as in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait in new year's eve miracle…
Soon, under the influence of the holiday hype, many active users of social networks will begin to pick up funny statuses about New Year 2019, for example for " VC ».
Just recently, we were looking forward to the approach of 2018. And now the New Year 2019 is just around the corner, which will bring with it new impressions, beginnings and two weeks of unforgettable weekends. The smell of tangerines, a cup of hot mulled wine with a stick of fragrant cinnamon, boxes of Christmas tree decorations - all this creates an enchanting atmosphere of magic that you want to surround your loved ones with.
People who spend more and more free time on popular public portals now have the opportunity to decorate their accounts not only with beautiful photographs, but also with original statuses. This becomes especially relevant on the eve of the holidays, so New Year 2019 is a great opportunity to choose an interesting status for yourself.
Every advanced user of social networks knows that a short text written at the very top of the page plays an important role in virtual communication. This is not surprising, because when switching to a particular profile, we involuntarily pay attention not only to the photo of the account owner, but also to the short saying next to it.
You need to update your status thoughtfully, scrolling through the text in your head several times and checking for errors, because a notification about a status change appears in the news feed. You can use this function and congratulate all your friends at once or choose a funny status that will make them smile.
Nowadays you can find a huge number of all kinds of statuses on the Internet, so you don’t have to invent them yourself. We have also prepared interesting and original New Year statuses for you. They will certainly take pride of place on your social network page.
Funny New Year's statuses will definitely cheer you and your friends up on the eve of the long-awaited holiday.
- The main thing is to remember to log out of Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 11:59 pm and celebrate the New Year.
- “What day of the week is it today?” - the most difficult question from the first to the tenth of January.
- It's time to finish last year's salads, watch eternal films and not remember the New Year at all.
- Dear neighbors, thank you very much for the fireworks! It's good that someone has extra money for my delight.
- Childhood is over - now instead of Father Frost I am waiting for the Snow Maiden.
- Remember the rule: the more expensive you celebrate the New Year, the poorer you will live in January.
- Just don't click on your happiness with the mouse in the New Year.
- I wish that next year you will have someone who will peel your tangerines.
- Advice for housewives: do not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They scratch your face painfully.
- I hope that this New Year a handsome and young Santa Claus will come to me. Or at least sober...
- How you celebrate the New Year, so you need it.
- Grandfather Frost, this year do not put me a present under the Christmas tree. Better get it in the garage right away.
- I'm a cat and I don't want to purr. I want to knock over the Christmas tree, kill all the balls and eat the rain.
- The most popular phrase on December 31: "Thank you, and you too."
- If you do not like the New Year, then most likely you are a tangerine.
- Christmas tree better than women: you part without scandal, and do not take gifts.
- I love January 1st - you just woke up and had breakfast, and it’s already dark.
- My status went into the forest, probably behind the Christmas tree.
- A wave of photo sessions is approaching: Me and the Christmas tree. I'm under the tree. I'm behind the tree. Instead of a Christmas tree, it’s me too.
- What do I want for the New Year? Whatever! The main thing is touchscreen and with red headphones.
- How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Therefore, from January 31 to January 1, I plan to sleep, maybe it will work.
- On New Year's Eve, tangerine juice flows in my veins.
- As girls get older, they stop writing letters to Santa Claus. They are waiting for him to write first.
- Until the New Year remains... 500 rubles.
- On New Year's Eve, a good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good husband decorates his wife.
- I still believe in Santa Claus. Previously, this was a problem for my parents, and now for my husband.
- I want a tear-off calendar as a gift! With five thousand dollar bills. You wake up, tear off a leaf and... gray night again......
New Year's statuses with meaning
Good statuses with meaning will make you think about life, dream and believe in the best.
- The New Year is an official chance to start a new life, cross out unnecessary people, stop being lazy and do what you promised.
- I wish that on New Year's Eve Happiness knocked on your door! The main thing is to be at home at this time...
- Grandfather Frost, put three gifts for my loved ones under the Christmas tree - great happiness, mutual love and good health.
- I want the New Year to be a new beginning in my life.
- On the eve of the New Year, the child in me wakes up: I want to see the Christmas tree, play snowballs, eat snow, and not be afraid of getting sick.
- It doesn’t matter how old you are, you still love the New Year and believe that this winter everything will change...
- Every year the list of New Year's wishes becomes shorter and shorter, because everything we really want cannot be bought with money.
- Every time we wait with trepidation for the approach of the New Year to make our cherished wish. But everything is only in our hands. So let's act, friends! And everything will work out!
- Santa Claus! I really want that in the New Year, every person on the planet will find what they want most.
- There is a sign: if while decorating the Christmas tree one of your toys accidentally breaks, then soon your deepest wish will come true.
Beautiful New Year statuses in verses
With the help of poetic statuses, you can congratulate your loved ones in an original way or simply talk about your New Year’s mood.
May the New Year be generous,
Let him not skimp on happiness,
Let him light the stars on time,
May all your wishes come true!I wish you all shades of happiness,
I wish you the warmth of friends,
Health, immeasurable joy,
And New Year's holiday lights!May New Year's Santa Claus
A cart will give you happiness,
Good health to boot,
In everything planned - good luck.
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
May life be like in a fairy tale!I wish for the coming year:
Don't know worries, don't measure money,
Love, hope and believe!No gold, no royalty,
Not those miracles that the people invented,
But just human happiness
I wish you, friends, a Happy New Year!May the New Year, like a fairy bird,
Under the fairy tale of sleep he will enter your home,
May all the good things that happened be repeated
And let all the bad things go away!I'm standing by the Christmas tree, smiling,
The eyes shine, the nose turns red.
Well, where can you find such a macho?
To be as handsome as Santa Claus?On New Year's Eve I will throw away all the trash,
And I will wipe the dust wherever I have left behind.
Only in my head there is continuous bedlam,
There cockroaches decorated the Christmas tree...May the New Year knock on you,
And the house will be filled with happiness,
And everything you dreamed of,
May it come true this year!Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't live without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!The New Year has arrived!
He didn't keep me waiting!
He brought the best with him.
He left everything bad in the seventeenth!
We hope you found our New Year's selection useful. By posting one of these original and memorable statuses on your page, you will make your friends and family laugh sincerely or receive gratitude for your congratulations. So have a happy New Year and beautiful statuses!
The brightest and most emotional winter holidays will begin very soon. During this period, everyone wants to surround themselves and their loved ones with a special fairy-tale atmosphere, as well as cheer up their friends on social networks by posting funny New Year 2019 statuses for VK and Odnoklassniki.
Now, setting up accounts in public portals allows you to decorate your page with meaning: themed photos and a beautiful background picture in the style of the New Year. But nothing can make it more lively and interesting than cool statuses.
Every user of social networks knows that short sayings written by the owner of the page occupy a special place. They are located in a central location, moreover, all friends receive notifications about their change. They are also automatically placed in the event feed. Therefore, if you want to congratulate all your subscribers on the New Year holidays in one fell swoop or simply write what you are thinking about, then change the status and be sure that everyone will see it!
Now you don’t need to rack your brains and come up with original statuses. They have a huge trailer and a small cart on the Internet. We have selected the best short sayings that are perfect for any New Year's page.
Funny and comic statuses about New Year 2019
These expressions will become a distinctive feature of the page of any young member of a social resource. Every teenager will positively appreciate these jokes.
| Guys’ childhood ends when they want their wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden. *** Dear Grandfather Frost! I've been a very good boy all year, so please give me a gift to some bad girl. *** Dear Grandfather Frost! I behaved well for a whole year. Can I at least behave badly on New Year's Eve? *** I wish everyone not to click through their happiness with the mouse in the coming New Year! *** — What should I give you for the New Year? - Yes, give whatever you want! The most important thing is that it is touch-sensitive and with headphones. *** Childhood is when you wait for the New Year, wait... wait, wait... and at half past twelve you pass out. *** Father Frost! Make sure they don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years. *** Don’t forget to leave Contact on December 31 at 11:55 pm and celebrate the New Year. |
The following New Year's statuses 2019 for VK and Odnoklassniki will cheer up adults. Short, spicy jokes will decorate your page. Men and women can choose cool expressions to suit their taste and post them on their page along with a funny photo or animation.
| Advice based on experience: “Don’t put croutons in New Year’s salads - they scratch your face.” *** There is no sadder story in the world than the New Year and thoughts about diet. *** Dear Grandfather Frost, don’t put a gift under the tree for me. Drive him straight into the garage. *** Only the strongest people fall asleep in dessert on New Year's Eve! *** Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet. *** And I was so happy this New Year that I forgot to make a wish! *** Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!!! *** I put on a white dress and white tights, thinking that I would be a snowflake for the New Year. I looked at myself in the mirror – I don’t care what the snowdrift is!!! *** I got ready for the New Year, only fingerprints remained in my wallet. *** Health in the body, love in bed, bucks in the briefcase - and no hassle! Happy New Year! |
Statuses-congratulations in verses
Beautiful words with meaning are always pleasant to friends, relatives and anyone who visits your page. Such short congratulations on the New Year 2019 will give you warmth and sincere wishes of all the best.
| Let snow fall on your shoulders, glasses clink, stars shine, and let every person believe that it is not too late to test yourself. Let's celebrate, friends! It simply cannot be otherwise. I wish you a bright and good fate with all my heart. *** Let all bad things sink into eternity with the last breath of December! And everything beautiful and living will come to you on the morning of January. *** May the New Year bring you more health! May the New Year bring you happiness! And he will leave all the good things and take away all the bad things! *** Let the New Year caress you and bring you happiness in life. Let hope warm you, and let fate protect you. *** Outside the window everything is white, but the houses are cozy and warm. The lights are burning brightly on the Christmas trees, and there are smiles and gifts everywhere... These days the world is full of kindness, these days dreams come true. May your home always be filled with this kind light and warmth! *** Let him go old year, taking away misfortunes, and the new one will bring more health, joy and happiness! *** White snowstorms caress the earth, embroidering silver on the windows. The smell of the forest's magical spruce leaves the house smelling with an intoxicating aroma. The garlands shine and the candles flicker, and to all my friends I new Year's Eve I will send you a drop of my soul with love. *** Look out the window, like in a fairy tale, the snow has started to fall, and smile, wiping away your tears - the sadness will pass, the frost will end. Everything will certainly be fine! |
And in addition, here is such a touching verse:
I will write a letter to Santa Claus...
I ask for health and happiness for you,
And you write to him too.
No need to be shy, ask!
Ask the children to laugh
So that adults are not afraid to live,
So that wars stop thundering,
So that mothers do not abandon their children.
So that there are many good words,
So that good people there are more
So that there is no malice and falsehood,
So that they fear God as before,
So that envy and rudeness disappear,
Betrayal, cowardice and arrogance,
And there was enough space in our souls
For conscience, faith and honor!
New Year statuses 2019 with meaning
And finally, I would like to add a few more beautiful sayings about this wonderful holiday:
- As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year cannot be bought with money.
- I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - happiness for the house, love for the family, health for loved ones.
- On the eve of the New Year, I want to wish all my friends and family magic and miracles, like in childhood, when my parents’ house smelled of pine, candy and tangerines. When every Christmas tree decoration seemed like a small world with its own New Year's fairy tale.
