On February 23, there will be a medical examination for male colleagues. Costume comic congratulations

Characters:

2 presenters, Man, Little Man, Little Man.

1st Presenter: In such a good evening hour, We have gathered together now!
2nd Presenter: We want lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Presenter: How good all men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Presenter: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and fun!
1st Presenter: Let's not waste time, - It's time to congratulate the men!
2nd Presenter: Today is men's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!

GREETING CARD GAME

On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our_____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You______________and________________
And for this we are very grateful!
Even though February outside the window is snow-white, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
We are glad to see you___________,___________, _________,__________and___________!
We are celebrating this holiday,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay___________,__________, __________,__________and___________!

The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex they are attracted to.

The answers are written in the blank spaces on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage with a parachute from above.)

1st Presenter: It seems that in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day, troops are landing on us.
(The presenters raise the parachute, from under which a Man appears.)
2nd Presenter: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Presenter: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Presenter: February 23rd brings us representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see quite a few of them in the hall.
2nd Presenter: You are right, there are plenty of heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Presenter: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to come on stage!

COMPETITION “SQUATTING FIGHT”

The competitors squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced off with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the palms of their opponents, try to push each other beyond the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hand or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize goes to the one who did not leave the combat boundaries until the last moment.

2nd Presenter: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Presenter: For example, in a woman's wardrobe there are things that previously existed in a man's wardrobe.
1st Presenter: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Presenter: Let's check with them.

GAME “FROM MEN TO LADIES”

The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that came to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active ones are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely the ladies, too, can hardly imagine you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, representatives of the fair sex understand men in their own way.

COMPETITION "MEN IN LADIES' UNDERSTANDING"

Ladies who distinguished themselves in the previous game receive a tablet with a landscape sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man fishing”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must diagrammatically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces are presented to everyone.
The prize is awarded to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.

Man: This is how you, dear ladies, see us men. I would like to offer you an interesting quiz called “A Man Through the Eyes of a Woman.”

QUIZ “A MAN THROUGH THE EYES OF A WOMAN”

The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer out of three given by the Man for each question in the quiz.

1.What will the man do with the candy?

a) quickly eat the whole thing;
b) eat slowly, biting off little by little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it so as not to lose the dignity of the stronger sex.

2.What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?

a) exotic;
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother taught him in his distant childhood.

3.What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?

a) before buying, consult with the seller, finding out his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until next time.

4. How will a man act if he is traveling through an unfamiliar area and suddenly loses his way?

a) ask the first person he meets for directions;
b) will be angry in uncertainty;
c) will begin to look for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.

5.What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?

a) quickly rushes forward, ahead of others;
b) move slowly;
c) create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.

1st Presenter: Ladies and men are always unsolved secrets for each other.
2nd Presenter: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: This is probably because we love surprises.
1st Presenter: Then they should be delivered to you.
2nd Presenter: Surprises, fly into the hall!
(Six paper parachutes with Kinder Surprise cases hanging from below land in the auditorium from above. The presenters ask the six men who caught the parachutes to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Presenter: Men's surprises begin!

COMPETITION "MEN'S SURPRISES"

Six men become contestants. Behind the scenes, they open the cases suspended from the parachutes and find a note in them with the name of an animal. Then the contestants, in order, go on stage and use pantomime to portray their animals. Before each contestant exits, the presenters announce: “A man at work”; "The Man at Home"; "The Man Behind the Wheel"; "Man in a Restaurant"; "Man at the Resort"; "A man with friends."
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.

2nd Presenter: No one expected such surprises from representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Presenter: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry to get somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Presenter: However, even the lucky ones speed up.
1st Presenter: I wonder where the happy man is rushing?
2nd Presenter: There are many answers to this question today.
(The presenters with microphones go down to the auditorium and receive answers to this question from representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Presenter: And I thought that happy men only rush to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Presenter: Our next competition for true motorists!

COMPETITION “DON’T LET YOU DOWN!”

Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon and bursts it the fastest.

1st Presenter: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies are happy when they receive two outfits out of turn.
2nd Presenter: This is usually the case.
(The presenters and the Man go to the left side of the curtains, from the opposite side of which the characters from the interlude “Two Outfits Out of Turn” appear.)

INTERMEDIA “TWO OUTFIT OUT OF LINE”

She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are the duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to perform!
He: What responsibilities do you think a conscientious husband should have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - serve coffee in bed, on weekends - present flowers, and on holidays - delight with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now it’s clear why you always buy yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: To your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness has stopped.
She: And you hid this from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This is what immediately catches your eye when you enter our bedroom! It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me one piquant question: why are our beds so far apart from each other!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has mumps!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: It’s not your “pig”, but you are a real hog!
He: Shout quietly, people may think that we are celebrating the Year of the Pig.
She: I've been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I’ll go and give you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will give yourself such gifts all the time!
He: They look more impressive after your hands.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he wasn’t born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I will live your philistine life!
He: It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me why our beds are so far apart from each other.
She: Were you doing this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite happy with the kitchen.
She:(sniffling) That's why all the legs of the table are wobbly.
He: Three bottles of beer for three people is not a great burden.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they loose?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulous) What are you hinting at?
He: To your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, immediately after our wedding, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why do you live in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Still, why wasn’t I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The interlude characters bow and retire to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)

1st Presenter: The outfits have been handed over, now it's time to play!
2nd Presenter: The most festive game for everyone... Together: “February Guessing Games”!

FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME

The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. A game to activate the public.

1st Presenter: February brought us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")

2nd Presenter: Ladies are excited from the evening
Prepared pickles
For men's straight gait
We also bought... (Vodka)

1st Presenter: The stronger sex without worries
A trip to the grocery store:
They need one little thing -
Five-star... (Cognac)

2nd Presenter: The ladies are on their feet just before it's light,
They are setting up their own parade;
Gifted in bright bundles
For men... (Gifts)

1st Presenter: The men are not far behind -
They scurry around the mirror:
Before taking one hundred grams,
They dream of conquering... (Ladies)

2nd Presenter: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They receive... (Compliments)

1st Presenter: On holiday, ladies will not refuse:
With a kind word they will respect you,
They will feed you well -
There won't be any for men... (Sad)

2nd Presenter: Fun hour is the best chance
Make a shaky curtsy,
And then, out of nowhere,
Find yourself under... (Table)

1st Presenter: It's not the holiday's fault.
That a squad dived under the table -
The guys are a little tired
Very sweet... (Dozed off)

2nd Presenter: In the morning the stronger sex will wake up,
Plunge back into everyday life.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February... (Holiday)

(A man appears on the right side of the curtains with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a work uniform.)

Little guy:(perky) Good evening! Is there anything that needs to be nailed down, screwed in, or repaired here?! (takes a screwdriver out of his pocket)
1st Presenter: What a business man.
2nd Presenter: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Little guy: Then I’ll stay with you a little, in case my help is needed!
1st Presenter: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Little guy: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I don’t forget the fun! (B are flying into the auditorium from above balloons: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Presenter: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who have caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons rise onto the stage. The presenter pops one of the red balloons, which contained a note.)
1st Presenter: Now we’ll find out what surprise the red ball hides! (reads the text of the note:)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and block,
So, there will be some sense in the matter
And a whirlwind of joy!”
Little guy: This is just my thing! (brings out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)

COMPETITION "SCORED"

Men who catch the red balls receive a hammer, a block and 6 nails. Their task: to hammer nails into a block.
The winner is the one who completes the task ahead of everyone else (the quality of the work is also taken into account).

2nd Presenter: Now let’s reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and reads out the note lying in it:)
“You need screws and a screwdriver
They will definitely come in handy!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better assistants!”

COMPETITION “PRIVIQUES”

Men who catch the yellow balls receive from the peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks. Their task is to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The most agile and skillful competitor receives the prize.

Little guy: Craftsmen and hooks rejoice!
1st Presenter: Russia has been famous for its craftsmen from time immemorial. Every city has its own craftsmen.
2nd Presenter: And our cities, by the way, are named after men.

GAME "CITIES AND MEN"

The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Little guy: There are avid fishermen in every city! Am I right?.. Then let's have some fun fishing!

COMPETITION “FUN FISHING”

The man brings out from behind the scenes three ropes tied together in the middle, where a dried roach is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game take hold of the sticks at the ends of the ropes and move in different directions.
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, they wind a rope around a stick, thus getting closer to the wobbler, which will go to the most efficient one.

1st Presenter: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Presenter: Are they knowledgeable about cooking?
1st Presenter: This is easy to find out if you play the game “The Way to a Man’s Heart”.

GAME “THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART”

The presenters ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and chicken. (Omelette)
2. An oriental dish, on special occasions, topped with a ram’s head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pork layer. (Salo)
5.Apricot who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6.The steering wheel is undersized. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Puree)
8. A fruit that boxers adore. (Pear)
9.Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our thing. (Yogurt)

The game assumes choral responses. Those knowledgeable in cooking take to the stage.
Little guy: Come on, food lovers, grab your puffed sausages!

COMPETITION “AIR SAUSAGES”

Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which are given a sausage-shaped balloon by the peasant. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other a ball held between their legs (it is prohibited to help with your hands). The winner is the team whose sausage has been tested by all its members in the shortest amount of time.

2nd Presenter: Men not only have a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Presenter: Our game is proof of this.
2nd Presenter: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!

GAME “CHARGE YOUR BRAINS!”

The presenters read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall must name them in one word.
1. Jacket for diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for quick wits. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5.The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The back of the head. (Face)
7.A reason to publicly hug a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9.Part of the face that is sometimes hanged. (Nose)
10. A plant responsible for relationships between people with its head. (Chamomile)

The smartest ones are invited to the stage.

Little guy: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a competition called “February Humor”!

COMPETITION “FEBRUARY HUMORINE”

The little guy offers the smartest men funny situations:

1.23 February, as a gift from your beloved, you receive a funny souvenir - antlers.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. Your wife calls her cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4.Alone with you, your loved one constantly faints.
5.On Sunday you were repairing your one-year-old son's crib and discovered an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that according to your passport you are Alexey. Contestants answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.

1st Presenter:(to the peasant) Tell me, how else can men distinguish themselves?
Little guy: With his daring and musicality!
2nd Presenter: Can these concepts really be compatible?
Little guy: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we’ll do something for you!.. (shouts towards the right wing:) Hey, friends, your help is needed! (Four men, one of whom is with an accordion, and four women take the stage.)
1st Presenter: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about representatives of the stronger sex.
Little guy: The ladies are the crown jewel of our swashbuckling quintet!
Ladies: (rollingly) Wow!
2nd Presenter: In that case, we are all attentive.
Little guy: Men's ditties! (A little man and his friends sing ditties. Women sit between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)

MEN'S DITS

1st: We'll sing to you now
To the accordion of ditties!
You will make a re-dance,
Wives and girlfriends!

2nd: The cutie and I met
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to close my eyes!

3rd: What's up with my girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts for her
I like any!

4th: My wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
I set the table for two people,
Doesn't invite me to eat.

5th: I'm looking for my wife
I've been courting you for a whole year,
Cavalier day after day
He kept her away!

1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs -
No fish, sorry.

2nd: invites you to visit
I'm not always cute:
If you need to arrange something, -
Know me then!

3rd: I'm lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how we went to the registry office with her -
Requires outfits.

4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I always hit the ass!

5th: We amused you -
It just got more fun!
Clap for us now
From the heart soon!

Little guy:(to the presenters) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Presenter: It was unbeatable!
Little guy: I won’t talk in vain!.. (looks around at his friends, who show him towards the backstage) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun! (To the tune of an accordion, the peasant and his friends head towards the right wing.)
2nd Presenter: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!

GAME “FRIENDS IN RIDDLES”

The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Everyone present in the hall must guess male names, matching the rhyme to the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to help activate the audience.

1. The musician is magnificent:
And he will play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you... (Petya)

2. He is a gentleman - what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Went on a date again
Daring handsome guy... (Misha)

Z. Any matter can be argued
In his “golden” hands.
Call me - come quickly
Will always help... (Andrey)

4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
He will say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear “Great!” -
Without a doubt, this is... (Vova)

5. Hiking is his element:
The expanse of native space beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)

b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't go anywhere with him.
There is a sense of proportion to everything
Serious... (Valera)

7. He is an excellent conversationalist,
It will cover a lot of topics for you.
Lover of reading books
Smart at leisure... (Vitya)

8. “How exquisite is the dandy” -
He hears from all sides.
You can't find a nicer or more beautiful
Groom than dandy... (Sasha)

9.Loves speed very much
It will take you like a breeze.
He will overtake everyone on the road,
Just sit behind the wheel... (Seryoga)

10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - top class.
The door is open to friends
At the gallant... (Nikita)

1st Presenter: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Presenter: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Presenter: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy is a thing of the distant past.
2nd Presenter: There is no need to draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (addresses a pleasant-looking man:) Can I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the presenters)
1st Presenter:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Presenter: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful action.
1st Presenter: This means you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Presenter: Surely, a fun game will make their answers more truthful.

GAME “WELL, VERY TRUTHFUL!”

10 balloons fly into the auditorium from above. The presenters ask exclusively the male half to catch the balls and go on stage with them. Then those who leave in order take out from the wallets of the presenters banknotes printed on a color printer, on the back of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Does jealousy torment you?
. Do you enjoy Gogol-Mogol?
. Is “Scrambled Eggs and Sausage” your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered your reference book?
. Are you a notorious womanizer?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentler sex?

The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. It never was and never will be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. I allow myself this pleasure once a day.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise life would be uninteresting.
. If there is no other half nearby.
. Not without it. Players pop their balloons and read out notes with answers.

Everyone receives sweet prizes for their frankness. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, citing that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.

1st Presenter: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Presenter: Where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants from the previous game go to different sides of the curtains and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)

COMPETITION “KNIGHTS OF LADIES’ HEARTS”

The girls form 2 teams, the captains of which are both men. Accompanied by cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team one by one and carry them to the chair and back. The winner is the team in which all the girls have been held in their arms in a short period of time.
1st Presenter: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember them all, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Presenter: Then let's pay attention to the glorious threes!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Presenter: Coward, Stupid, Seasoned.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) And now, dear viewers, let's play with you!

GAME “GLORIOUS THREES”

Those present in the hall name the men who make up the famous triplets (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.

1st Presenter: After such a game, I would like to invite to the stage three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes.
(Three men and three women come on stage.)
2nd Presenter:(to those who left) Please remind everyone of the name of the festive evening... Our next competition is called exactly the same!

COMPETITION “MAN, MAN, MAN”

The superior men and women form opposite-sex couples. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men’s tray with the inscription: “man”; "little man"; "man".
To the melody from the film “Gentlemen of Fortune,” they give their male assistants hairstyles with this name (combs, bobby pins, elastic bands, and small hairpins are provided as available tools).
The winner is chosen by the applause of the audience. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for their patience and endurance.

1st Presenter:(to Muzhchinko) Let me know, is this your first time on stage today or has your debut already taken place before?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Presenter: A female roles did you have to perform?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Presenter: You probably received thunderous applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!

GAME “STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES”

Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played the female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who took part in the game is awarded a prize - a balloon, after which the men are left on stage.

1st Presenter:(to men) We won’t ask you to try on a woman’s dress, but we will have to show you your artistic abilities!

COMPETITION “OH, THESE LEGS!”

Men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute they must depict women's legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to the one who has the most of them.

2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comical advice for the stronger sex!

(to the tune of “Songs about a moonshine still” from the film “Moonshiners”)

1.If you don’t want to get up early,
And the soft bed warmed me,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!

2.If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let him wait all evening then:
The expectation is in her favor -
He will love you more!

H. If your wife made you an omelet
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a rooster -
You can have two hens!

4.If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of melancholy, -
Smile from ear to ear
And the melancholy will go away by socks!

5.If your wife is used to being jealous
And get at me with my nagging, -
Let him go to the circus, and then
Take a break from stupid phrases!

b.If a neighbor starts stopping by often,
Who doesn’t have a wife yet, -
Post a dossier about him -
He will be there to welcome guests!

7.If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
This means that she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Give it without embellishment!

8. If your mother-in-law is suddenly visiting you, -
Dress up at home like a Papuan,
Beat the drum loudly -
She won't like the sofa!

9.If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her a bus ticket in return,
Close the door behind you -
She needs a different viewer!

10.If the garage is the closest thing to your apartment,
His modest surroundings do not hamper him, -
You can live in it peacefully
And don’t worry about the past!

1st Presenter:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Presenter: We thank you for the pleasure and ask you to come into the auditorium. (The man takes his place in the front row.)
1st Presenter: Men's Day brought joy to everyone!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And I left good things in my memory,
He filled our hearts with himself!
2nd Presenter: So let the holiday not leave us,
After all, there are real men nearby,
With which the torments are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in good time!

People associate the end of winter with Defender of the Fatherland Day. Women strive to congratulate not only their beloved men in the family circle, but also to make a holiday for colleagues, classmates or classmates. The corporate party on February 23 has many variations depending on the age of the men, relationships in the team and the location of the intended celebration.

Holding a corporate event in the office

Any corporate evening requires a careful approach and responsibility when planning the evening. Only in this case will all participants of the holiday be left with positive impressions.

In a small office consisting of several rooms you can set up a real military unit. To do this, you need to first prepare not only gifts for men, but also print out signs with inscriptions (penal battalion, radio room, nurses, fuel warehouse, headquarters).

When entering the office, you need to attach a “Military registration and enlistment office” sign and prepare a stadiometer with funny inscriptions, for example:

• 160 cm – But I’m economical!
• 165 cm – Small, but remote!
• 170 cm – Macho man!
• 175 cm – Standardized version!
• 180 cm – Model parameters!
• 185 cm – Ideal man!
• 190 cm – Observation tower!
• 200 cm – Uncle Styopa!

Gifts can be wrapped in bags and placed there Greeting Cards(either choose individually for each, or the same for everyone). When men show up for work, girls meet them and escort them to the military registration and enlistment office.

For each man, sheets should be prepared with the inscriptions full name, age, weight, volumes (all this is measured by nurses), and exactly the phrases corresponding to the parameter are written in the height column.

In conclusion, it is necessary to write that the men have passed a medical examination and can serve for the benefit of the Fatherland only in reserve battalions, but for the benefit of the company they will have to work for a long time. There is no prospect of demobilization for them. When all the surprises are over, you can invite men to the table.

“Real Colonel” - script for February 23rd for a corporate party

A man at any age remains a child; he wants to compete, prove that he is the best and receive awards for it. Such an environment can be created in a work team with the help of suitable competitions.

1. “The most accurate!” — for this competition you need to prepare darts. The meaning of the game is simple - whoever scores the most points wins. For fun, you can choose a funny picture and throw darts at it. For example, you can set the task to hit the clown's nose.
2. "Strongest!" - competition with dumbbells. Here everything depends on the relationships in the team and the imagination of the women; you can set different tasks - who will lift the dumbbell more times, who will hold it at arm's length longer, who will dance more beautifully with them. Or you can turn on cheerful music and invite men to compete to see who can hold a woman in their arms longer.
3. "The cleverest!" — a list of questions on male and female topics is prepared in advance. If most men are married, it is better to choose questions related to funny family situations or stories.

The more such competitions, the more interesting the evening. At the end of the corporate party, you can give out medals to the men with the signatures General, Real Colonel, Major and others (if desired, supplement them with funny adjectives).

Fun competitions for corporate parties on February 23

The holiday is remembered not for the feast, but for the fun. That is why men must compete and be the center of attention for most of the evening, otherwise the holiday will turn into a banal and boring feast.

Competition "Guess My Dreams"

Several men are given a piece of paper and a marker, and are blindfolded. So they have to draw their dream, the rest of those present guess from the resulting drawing what kind of dream he has. The winner is the one whose drawing most accurately conveys his dreams. The winners can be given medals, chocolate coins, or other small gifts.

Competitions for February 23rd for a corporate party are selected based on a sense of humor, activity and the number of men. It is necessary to choose such options so that each participant in the holiday can express himself and so as not to offend anyone present.

Competition "The most dexterous"

The men are divided into two teams. Each team is given a big apple. The first participant holds it between his chest and chin, while music is playing, he must run to a chair that is at the other end of the room, run around it, return to the team and pass the apple to the next participant without using his hands.

The winning team receives medals, and the most active participant can be awarded a certificate. At the end of the evening, the man who has collected more than two medals is given a bottle of strong drink (or any gift if desired).

The scenario for February 23rd for a corporate party should be carefully thought out so that every man receives a gift, warm and sincere congratulations and a lot of female attention.

Surprises for men

The women's team can please men with unusual surprises. It could be a song, ditties, a skit, posters, a funny parable about a man. You just need to show imagination and ingenuity; if you have neither, look for ideas on the Internet.

It wouldn’t hurt to prepare a poster with congratulations. You can find suitable pictures and glue the faces of male employees onto them, cut out all the figures, paste them onto whatman paper and add funny captions.

Corporate party scenarios for February 23 and March 8 are invented every year, and finding the right one is a matter of time. If you wish, you can find remade songs or come up with the words yourself and perform them for men. This will definitely please them, especially if the song is performed during a theatrical performance.

Active corporate party

If you don’t want or have the opportunity to gather within the office, you can all go to a party together, visit an quest room, an ice skating rink, or arrange a detective story with a search for gifts.

If possible, it is better to rent a flooded stadium for the whole evening, bring a barbecue, prepare a table and hide gifts. You can set the task to dance the dance of little ducklings on ice, play train and just have a lot of fun, remembering your childhood.

Competitions on February 23 for a corporate party in this version will also not be superfluous. But it’s better to replace standard competitions with an interesting detective game. For such a holiday, women will have to try hard. You need to prepare secret notes with codes in advance, hide them in a designated area of ​​the game and divide the men into teams. As a result, each team must find its own chest with gifts.

The basis for ciphers can be taken from any quest games; it is advisable to create a variety of tasks in which men will have to include not only logic, but also artistry, team spirit and a thirst for competition. It wouldn’t hurt to film the entire event so that years later you can watch and remember all the fun.

It doesn’t matter for whom the holiday is being prepared - for teachers, builders, doctors, police. The corporate party scenario for February 23 and March 8, thought out and prepared, will appeal to even the most picky colleagues. The main thing is that everything is done sincerely and in a good mood. Then March for men will begin with positive impressions and enthusiasm for preparing for the women's holiday.

A cool scenario for a corporate party with a unique entertainment program that allows all men present to receive comic nominations and gives them a chance to demonstrate their best qualities in exciting competitions will help arrange an unforgettable holiday dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day.

Hall decoration: The location of the holiday is decorated with balloons, posters depicting military personnel with the faces of team members (Photoshop to the rescue) and comic congratulations on February 23rd. Before entering the hall you need to attach a “height meter”.

Required attributes:

• Height meter
• Score sheets
• Props for competitions
• Presents for men

Roles:

For the role of presenters, you should choose two sociable and cheerful employees who can attract men to participate in competitions.

Progress of the event

In the hall, on one of the walls there is a “height meter” with markings from 1 to 2 m.

The following inscriptions are next to the marks:

• 1 m 60 cm – “Household”
• 1 m 65 cm – “Small and remote”
• 1 m 70 cm – “Superlover”
• 1 m 75 cm – “Eurostandard”
• 1 m 80 cm – “Star of the Podium”
• 1 m 85 cm – “The Ideal Man”
• 1 m 90 cm – “Basketball Hope”
• 2 m – “Alpha Male”

At the entrance to the hall where the festive event will be held, guests are greeted by a woman with an “Evaluation Point” bandage on her arm. She says that only men with “score sheets” will be able to enter the hall and invites them to undergo an examination. Girls in white coats give each representative of the stronger half of humanity a form, which indicates his last name, first name, patronymic and age. "Nurses" weigh men, measure volume chest and measure height using a “stadiometer”. All data is recorded on a “score sheet”, with height indicated in accordance with the names that were next to the marks.

Participants of the event hand in forms at the entrance to the hall and take their places at the tables. The festive party begins with congratulations to male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day. It is preferable to perform all congratulations in poetic form, using beautiful toasts. It is worth mentioning all the men by name, saying a few nice words about each. It is recommended to start the entertainment program after the event participants have “quenched their first hunger.”

The presenters invite all men present in the hall to take part in the “Man of the Year” show program.

Entertainment

Competition "Sharp Shooter"

To conduct the competition you will need three targets, arrows with Velcro from playing darts. Task: hit the target with a dart as accurately as possible (preferably in the “ten”). The most accurate participant becomes the winner in the “Sharpshooter” category.

Competition "Score"

Men receive 5 nails, hammers and blocks of wood. Task: hammer all the nails into the block. The winner in the “Economic Man” nomination is the one who completed the task the fastest and most efficiently.

Competition “Recognize by smell”

To conduct the competition, you need to prepare a blindfold and several containers with spices. Task: identify a spice by smell. The one who completes the task best becomes the winner in the “Acute Smell” category.

The presenters report that the popular group “VIA Gra” came to congratulate all the men on the holiday.

There is a musical break (performance by girls dressed as members of the group “VIA Gra” with the song “February 23”).

Then the hosts offer all participants a little refreshment (a feast with toasts and congratulations).

Competition for women “The most attentive”

All women present are invited to participate in the competition. Assignment: carefully watch the proposed video sequence (make a slide show using photographs of male colleagues who participate in the holiday) and determine by body parts which of the men they belong to.

1. First video series – “Those eyes are opposite.” Women need to determine which of the men has the eyes on the slide. First, the man's eyes are shown, and then, when the answer is given, the whole face is shown.
2. Second video series – "Bewitching Smile": recognize a man only by his lips.
3. Third video series – "Strong male back": recognize a man from the back.

The most active participants are awarded lollipops. The men whose body parts were guessed with ease become winners in the categories “ Expressive eyes", "The most charming smile", "Courageous man."

(The program involves sexy nurses who conduct a medical and technical examination of the male team)

The event takes place in the form of a ceremonial meeting, which is conducted by women, while maintaining a very serious look. An invitation notice warns about the meeting:

“Our dear, beloved Men! February 23 at 12.00 p.m. in... a solemn meeting dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day will take place. All men of our...appearance is strictly required!”

There is music in the hall. Men take their seats, women sit at a table covered with a tablecloth. There is a carafe of water on it and a sign with the inscription “Festive Presidium”.

Presenter ( better woman from the team): On the agenda:
Report
Debate on the report
Awards
Banquet

Good afternoon, dear ladies and gentlemen! At the very beginning of the report, I would like to remind everyone present that today we have gathered for a reason, but on the occasion of the national holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! And therefore, allow me to congratulate everyone on this wonderful event. Hurray, comrades!

Over the past period, a lot of fruitful work has been done to strengthen the defense capabilities of our collective and prevent peace throughout the world. I would like to note with joy that during the entire year not a single armed conflict occurred in the team. Small separatist attacks by individual elements were immediately stopped with a kind word, a friendly facial expression and an expressive configuration of the fingers.

The moral and political level of the team was also not ignored. The situation outside the team is gradually normalizing and no longer provides food for the development of terrorist threats and attacks from superior neighbors and competitors.

Against the backdrop of all the achievements and victories, we should not forget that technological progress does not stand still. Therefore, it is time to seriously think about re-equipping our armed forces. We need new simulators, new software that will allow our defenders to continue to improve.

In conclusion, I would like to wish all members of our team to continue to make every effort to strengthen the defense, and then VICTORY WILL BE OURS!!!

(stormy, prolonged applause, turning into standing ovation)

HOST: I propose not to enter into the debate and move on to the third question.

(comic medals have been prepared for awarding)

1. For the affirmation of the life principle “The slower you go, the further you will go!” The “modest guy” medal is awarded...

2. For courage in combining business with pleasure and confirming the saying “Our shooter has ripened everywhere” with a medal of the first degree “time for business, two for fun!” awarded...

3. For courage in the struggle for a bachelor lifestyle, the Order of the “Heartbreaker” of the first degree is awarded...

4. The first green medal is awarded to the youngest member of our team...
5. For courage in maintaining mystery, the “Mr. X” medal is awarded...
6. For courage in the struggle to uphold the principle “There are no ugly women,” the Order of “Ladies’ Man” is awarded...

7. And other nominations, for example: (rich Pinocchio, walking joke, Mr. reckless driver, cool driver)

"MEDICAL COMMISSION" or sexy nurses

(comic congratulations to the men in the team)

Nurses act as doctors (1. “Chief physician”, 2. “Speech therapist”, 3. “Therapist”, 4. “Psychiatrist”, “Ophthalmologist”) and men as patients.

Chief physician: Today is a holiday - the Day of Defenders of the Country……………..
Speech therapist: Quickly, clearly, without hesitation, repeat to me three times:
“There is no cooler person in the world than me, because I’m always on horseback!”
(men repeat the phrase three times)…………………………………………..

Head doctor: Go to the therapist!
Therapist: Clench your hands into fists, raise them, lower them……………………………..
Psychiatrist: In the age of progress and technology, depression will destroy many………………..
Ophthalmologist: Clear gaze and sharp eye, this is said about you…………………………….

Head physician: In life, I’ll tell you honestly, there should be no place for laziness!
If laziness has overcome you, then fight it boldly.
Take coffee and tea into special containers and pour it!

(women from the team give mugs to men)

Musical pause.
Conducting blitz competitions.